For me, it’s:
“Aaarg! hmff yea, pound that thing, look at it all wet and slippery, I’m gonna jizz, oop, hold on, I can’t jizz to this, I need to find a better video… hmm, nop not that one… this one looks ok, oh no! she is rimming him, next… oh yea, this is the one! fuck… I lost it, now I need to build it back up, stupid slow internet. Ok, lets see… yea, yea, oh yea, meh, no.. the first video was better… what the fuck do you mean video not available, I was just watching it, refresh, ahh there it is… Ok, lets do this… fap fap fap fap… grandma?! what are you doing in my head, this is counter productive… ok ok, concentrate, hot ass, hot ass hot ass, grandma, shit go away, hot ass hot ass, yea thats the stuff, oh, oh, oh, here it comes… aim it away from your face idiot…. ahhhh thats better. ... uff… ok, whats happening on fluther.”