1.An armoire which I will use for a backback.
2.Cement shoes so I don’t wander off and get lost
3.A wildebeest for intelligent conversation.
4.An Intercontinental Ballistic Missle in case I get bored
5….and the space shuttle for transportation.
no more,no less
My gassed, stocked and WI-FI’d Winnebago
My SKS-M59 with plenty of ammo
Sandra Bullock cause she is hilarious and hot!
Pair of quads for Sandra and I to explore the woods
and one fully loaded Good Humor Truck.
It’s circumstantial, but assuming an ideal setting:
Mora Clipper knife
Kukri
Fire piston
Rat traps
Alpaca wool blanket
I might trade one of the blades for a ceramic water filter, since boiling all your water until you find a spring can be annoying, particularly in bark containers.
Knife,
flint and steel,
500ft braided spiderwire fishing line,
1 gallon metal container for cooking and water
Satellite phone with GPS tracking technology.
So are the people who’re bringing me along doing so for my wilderness expertise or for the same reason @King_Pariah brought a nympho? Either way, I’m flattered.