Fluther: (NSFW) Have you ever thought about Fluther during intimate relations?

(NSFW) Have you ever thought about Fluther during intimate relations?

) August 4th, 2011
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Last night I was doing the dirty, and for whatever reason my mind wandered to Fluther. I think I was crafting a question, and I caught myself, smiled, and began crafting this question instead.

Maybe I’ve discussed sex on here so much that I can’t differentiate the two?

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No, but that is hilarious and awesome.

ANef_is_Enuf (26839

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Hope you will next time, @Nef!

sliceswiththings (11723

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LOL! Not a chance!

lucillelucillelucille (34325

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Where do you want it, baby?

Oh yeah right there!

….GREAT ANSWER!

TexasDude (25274

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I got really bored during sex once, the sex was absolutely horrible. He turned out to be a horrible person too.

During this time though, I started thinking about witty questions to ask.

KateTheGreat (13640

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Only bored during sex once in your life?? Did you ask any?

sliceswiththings (11723

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@sliceswiththings Oh honey, I get bored with sex all of the time. I’ve practically given up for now. Hahaha. And I don’t remember. I think I got drunk the next day so I’d forget it.

KateTheGreat (13640

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Nope, not a once.

tranquilsea (17775

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No and I don’t think it will happen anytime soon.

Hibernate (9091

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I bet most of us will end up doing it at least once, now that the question has been put out there.

ANef_is_Enuf (26839

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Thinking about Fluther while having sex beats thinking about sex while having Fluther I’m sure.

flutherother (34525

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Why no, the wife often tells me to ”log in” but that’s a whole different ball game.

ucme (50047

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Yeah, we have to last somehow. That’s how we’re considerate of the woman’s feelings :D

Blackberry (33949

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@ucme LOL!!!!

Blackberry (33949

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No. Maybe I’ll start though.

Simone_De_Beauvoir (39052

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I never think about Fuckher when I Flut her.

rebbel (35549

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Were you seriously that bored?!

King_Pariah (11484

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No….not once! lol!

Cruiser (40449

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No, to do so would be pretty pathetic imho.

FutureMemory (24753

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I thought about Flutherite right before sex.

Jude (32198

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@flutherother does anyone Fluther and not think about sex? I thought that was the norm around here.

ANef_is_Enuf (26839

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@ANef_is_Enuf Well if it wasn’t before it is now.

flutherother (34525

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My posts are so short because I usually only have one hand free.

wink wink.

@Jude Which flutherite did you think about before sex?

FutureMemory (24753

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Nope. Never. But now I can tell that’s all I’m gonna think about next time. Grrrrrreat.

redfeather (6507

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@FutureMemory A female Flutherite. I can’t name names.

Jude (32198

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@redfeather i luff you.

fyi, it was @redfeather. I just loved her answers.

Jude (32198

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@Jude wwwoooooooeeeeeee! Hot damn!

redfeather (6507

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oh, shit.. I meant it wasn’t redfeather, lol.

Jude (32198

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@Jude your subconscious is showing!!! Haha. Now you’re totally gonna think about me. With a blonde perm.

redfeather (6507

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I’ve thought about redfeather, too ;)

FutureMemory (24753

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Back off, @redfeather is mineeeeeeeeee. :) Hahahaha, I love her to death.

KateTheGreat (13640

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I say @KatetheGreat gets @redfeather since I stole her toilet paper, only fair…

King_Pariah (11484

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Now, now jellies. There’s enough to go around ;)

redfeather (6507

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I just want 5 minutes with her. Thas’ it!

Jude (32198

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Okay, okay. I’m willing to share with @Jude but not with @King_Pariah. He stole my toilet paper.

KateTheGreat (13640

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Aaaawwww yeeeeeaaaaa!!

Jude (32198

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See what I mean.

ANef_is_Enuf (26839

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@ANef_is_Enuf You love us. Don’t deny it.

KateTheGreat (13640

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@KatetheGreat I was saying that you get her, not share her, lol loving how @redfeather just turned into a commodity

King_Pariah (11484

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@KatetheGreat I would never! It’s a fact.

ANef_is_Enuf (26839

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@King_Pariah Dude, @redfeather is amazing. You must understand this.

@ANef_is_Enuf Awwwwww. You so sweeeeeet. ;)

KateTheGreat (13640

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@King_Pariah UNDERSTAND IT!

redfeather (6507

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@redfeather @KatetheGreat NO. :P MAKE ME.

King_Pariah (11484

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If you don’t understand now, you never will. :\ Her greatness is clearly too… great.

ANef_is_Enuf (26839

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Kate the great would know! :)

Jude (32198

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@King_Pariah I’m going to impale you with a blunt stick if you don’t understand, fool! :)

KateTheGreat (13640

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@KatetheGreat bring it Vlad. I got dishes that need to be cleaned. :P (yeah I got a death wish, lol)

King_Pariah (11484

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@King_Pariah You might not want to go there!

KateTheGreat (13640

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@KatetheGreat Oh? But I do.

King_Pariah (11484

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@King_Pariah Bring it, yo.

KateTheGreat (13640

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@KatetheGreat Bring it? Okay, well I got a bunch of dishes that need to be done, the floors need to be scrubbed, and the fireplace swept out. have fun! lol

King_Pariah (11484

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@King_Pariah You want a sandwich with that as well?

KateTheGreat (13640

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@KatetheGreat nahhhh… just champagne. ;)

King_Pariah (11484

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@King_Pariah Oh hell yes.

KateTheGreat (13640

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Yes, but again, it was really bad sex and he turned out to be a douche. Gentlemen: Try to aim for pleasing your partner enough that she doesn’t think “I’d rather be Fluthering”. It doesn’t always have to be the best sex ever, but that’s a real low. It’s only slightly better than when she thinks “God, can’t this be over already? I have laundry to fold”.

Aethelflaed (13752

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No. Thank goodness. No.

Bellatrix (21307

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Ahhh, nooo! ....although maybe with my last boyfriend, haha :D

lemming (3918

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Nope but I haven’t had sex since long before I started Fluthering so it could be the opportunity just hasn’t come up.

creative1 (12066

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@Aethelflaed yes. Fluther trumps laundry.

ANef_is_Enuf (26839

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Never thought about fluther during sex. But I have thought about sex during fluther.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies (30951

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Eeeeeeeewwwwww.
No.
Not that I have sex.

ragingloli (51967

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No, but I’ve thought about sex while on Fluther!

MRSHINYSHOES (13996

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What @MRSHINYSHOES said!

OpryLeigh (25305

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Not about fluther, just certain jellies on fluther :P

El_Cadejo (34610

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Not that I recall. Sex is like magick time for me, I’m all there with my partner. It may sound cheesey but he is my sexual fantasies come true, whatever I want.

Neizvestnaya (22657

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If I actually had sex I probably would. XD

AshLeigh (16340

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