Nothing. But I went out eating with some friends once. We ordered a huge plate of fries, and asked for gravy. The waitress said it would cost an extra dollar. This one guy’s all like, what the fuck, this fucking gravy made out of gold or what?
I thought it was pretty funny back then. However, I have had a pretty heavy waitress career since then, (although mostly in bars, not quite the same, but close enough, and I have worked in hotels and some restaurants) and I don’t think it’s all that funny now lol.
About five years ago or something, some coworkers and I went out to eat at a fancy restaurant. We were all having a couples outing. Everything went well, and when we were done, we asked for the bill and all.
Except the printer was fucking up, and the waiter took like half an hour to produce our bill. He apologized and said that we could forget about giving him any tips. One guy we dined with said, yeah, for sure. I thought he was being such an asshole. It wasn’t that waiter’s fault. I know people rag on waiters and waitresses alla time because they get tips, but they’re people too, damnit.
And the guy who said that was my boyfriend at the time. He should have known better. He worked in a fucking internet coffee shop at the time, himself. :/