A Sherpa’s ass would probably make real nice jerkey, walking the Himalayas all day long is bound to build some tough meat, plus the altitude difference could probably make for some interesting chances in texture or taste.
I think of my self more as a leg-arm kind of guy, I would probably stay away from the torso in most cases. Maybe I’d try some flame cooked fat-guy bellyfat, maybe on some bread with rubbed tomato and olive oil, Mediterranean style, but other than that the torso does not sound so appealing.
I suppose, given a choice I would preffer to feed off of hot blonde sweedish girls thighs. But given the choice with my current diet, I rather eat healthy food, but I still find my self chomping on a burger from time to time, so really, I would probably just eat any part of anyone on a busy day. Maybe some Turk nipple microwave meals for the real busy days.
It doesn’t sound too bad, but you know it’s only a matter of time until the greedy food companies get their hands on it and ruin it. We would need to pass laws to keep the industry regulated, I don’t want OD’d drug users popping up in my happy meal.
… Also, it would be good if we just killed and ate virgins, something about that just has a nice ring to it, nice and traditional.