Being awarded the maker of the “Best Dish that Managed to Please Everyone, Including Meat Eaters, Vegetarians, Folks with Allergies, the Lactose Intolerant, People that Can’t Eat Spicy Food, People that Love Spicy Food and the Most Picky, Foodophobic Folks in the US of A”
I’d be pretty pleased with myself if I could even think of a recipe that fits that bill!
@Kardamom Pour them all a glass of rum and call it a dish.
I occasionally think it might be fun to hold the record for bitchslapping the most people in one minute. Set up a line of 100 people, take away my xanax and rum, and let me go. =0)
But right now, I’m calm… perfectly calm… <pulls a ballcap over my horns>
I saw in one of those books once, this girl who kicked up in the air 800 hundred times in a row. I have absolutely no idea why, but I thought that was the most epic thing ever. I want to hold that award.