I was once worried that I was not man enough to stop walking.
I was walking home drunk, when I thought “I have to keep going” then I turned to my self and said “hold on a moment, I’m a grown man, I can stop walking any time I want” but I still kept walking. This is when I got angry, I dared my self to stop walking for 10 seconds, but still felt the urge to keep walking, so I snapped, I stopped in my tracks and counted out loud “1… 2… 3… 4…” all the way to 10. Then I continued walking, satisfied and confident that I was in control enough to stop walking if I wanted to.
Yes, very fucking drunk indeed.