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Aethelflaed's avatar

The real Seven Deadly Sins are...?

Asked by Aethelflaed (13752points) August 21st, 2011
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Inspired by this joke: The real Seven Deadly Sins are bullying, nun-rape, bad tipping, spam, owning a ferret, “Hot enough for ya?” jokes, and Scientology.

What would you make the real Seven Deadly Sins?

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JLeslie's avatar

I think the Seven Deadly sins are pretty good as they are. In fact, it might do our society in America good to learn about them. Not in a religious sense, but just from a philosophical sense.

If we cannot use any of them for the purposes of this question then I will say, Hate, Prejudice, Processed Foods, Chemical Dependency, Abuse, Extremism, Gossip.

TexasDude's avatar

1. Misuse of apostrophes
2. Cliche’s
3. Busybodisms
4. Brutishness
5. Unappealing architecture
7. Not paying attention

FutureMemory's avatar

Watching Fox News
Letting your dog run around unleashed on public property
Wearing Ugg boots
Choosing a design you saw on the wall of a tattoo shop
Not proof-reading your posts on Fluther
Wearing those obnoxiously over-sized sunglasses that seem so popular
Not having a sense of humor

Aethelflaed's avatar

1. Misuse of apostrophes
2. Cliche’s

@FutureMemory No, not those sunglasses. These sunglasses.

Joker94's avatar

Leaving the lid up.
Not washing your hands.
Ordering the same meal as someone else at a restaurant.
Being “that guy”.
Talking down to somebody.
Arguing on the internet.

TexasDude's avatar

@Aethelflaed looks like you may have fallen victim to #7…

Aethelflaed's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I thought you did it on purpose. No?

Sunny2's avatar

In no particular order:

Ayesha's avatar

In no particular order, and off the top of my head:
1. Being a Celine Dion fan.
2. Hatred for any animal.
3. Double Dates.
4. Ordering ‘just’ a salad at a restaurant.
5. Buying Cheap heels.
6. Not having a special place in your heart for animated movies.
7. Not speaking your mind.

ucme's avatar

Beating on women
Abuse of village idiots
Socks worn with sandals
Dwarf throwing (much more fun when fired from a cannon.)

SavoirFaire's avatar

1. Ignorance
2. Cowardice
3. Prudery
4. Servility
5. Hesitancy
6. Stinginess
7. Humorlessness

Berserker's avatar

@ucme I always thought they were called unibrows…monobrow. That sounds cool. I pluck it, but I got one of those. :D

I can’t think of anything as good as all the answers here, so I’ll just add, being a bunghole.

ucme's avatar

@Symbeline Oh come on, i’m sure you’re only too pleased to be associated with a deadly sin.
I mean, it’s so you darlin ;¬}

Berserker's avatar

@ucme Oh I wasn’t complaining. ^^

GracieT's avatar

@Ayesha, I’ll see your Celene
Dion and raise you a Maraih Carey and Cher.

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