Folks who use 80 badly thought-out words where ten would do would learn to edit;
Folks who invent mixed metaphors and nonsensical poetic images would learn about concrete examples;
Folks who guess at answers and present them as facts or proven data would be forced to follow their own advice;
Folks who present ludicrous either/or scenarios of dubious worth would be sent to dancing school and forced to wear white gloves and learn the box step.