My answers depend on the reasons. Were it due to financial difficulties, I’d float them a loan or I’d introduce them to my financial adviser. If that didn’t work?
I’D SAY, ” HEY EVERYONE, GET OFF YOUR BUTTS AND OUT OF YOUR CORNERS, PACK UP SOME CLOTHES, BRING SOME SANDWICHES! I’VE CHARTERED SOME BUSES TO PICK YOU ALL (and you know who you are and don’t forget to bring your pregnant wife) UP, THEN WE’RE OFF TO PICKET THEIR HOMES! IF you’ve got a better ideas, I’m open for suggestion!!