Fluther: What do men do longer and louder than women?

What do men do longer and louder than women?

Asked by Ayesha (6218

) September 14th, 2011
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They asked this question on the radio this morning. I was on my way to school, they asked people to text in their answers. I never got to hear the actual answer so I thought i’d share it with you guys.
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Complain about bad drivers and being stuck in traffic.

At least I do. Sometimes.

Bluefreedom (22944

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I’m with @Bluefreedom. I sound like a little whiner when I’m driving sometimes lol.

Blackberry (33958

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I’m going with fart.

thorninmud (20495

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Everything.

Oh, OK, burp, plus what @thorninmud said, argue politics, talk sports.

marinelife (62485

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Talk about sports.

erichw1504 (26453

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Belch….......................

I have heard men, that drink a lot beer, belch for about 20–30 seconds.

john65pennington (29258

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Throw a javelin/shot putt/discus.

ucme (50047

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Oh yeah, definitely politics.

Blackberry (33958

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Chop down trees.

erichw1504 (26453

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A little touchy answer here.

To pee.

I take a 20 mg water pill each morning. I actually timed myself one day and 46 seconds was the duration.

I wonder if this might be a world record?

Men definetely pee longer than women.

john65pennington (29258

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I don’t know @john65pennington you have never seen how long I could go for after a long car trip with no bathroom breaks, I can go for a while LOL

creative1 (12066

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@erichw1504 Whoa…..I want one of those. I would walk around with it, even though I don’t need it.

Blackberry (33958

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Arm chair quarterback.

smilingheart1 (6439

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Cough.

Adirondackwannabe (36713

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SNORE! Ka-Ching!

mazingerz88 (28850

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Workout.

erichw1504 (26453

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Pee.

Also snore.

zensky (13418

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Take a dump! I know some blokes who take a newspaper to the bog & stay for the duration.

ucme (50047

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@ucme I would have to agree with you there, I know some men who can go in for over an hour… You think they fell in.

creative1 (12066

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@creative1 Yup, no shit ;¬}
I’m in & out in no time, oh yeah. In fact you could say I was shit hot

ucme (50047

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Bitch when they’re sick.

Seriously! When I’m sick, I still have to get the kids ready for school, run errands, answer the phone and generally, still be a mom and a wife. When my husband gets sick, the world stops and he lays in bed, moaning like he’s about to die.

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