Grow your goddamn beard. I got one. My girlfriend and soon to be wife loves it, oh and fellas, yes, she’s hot. She said that she loves im myself and up to par with no ones standards. Fear the beard. With that being said. Clean the beard. The only time it is ever itchy for me is if I clean shave, and I’m in the one month period for some reason, the hairs can crash into the skin. You know this is interesting, I once thought, why do I keep shaving? It keeps growing back and it hurts my skin, and it’s leaving with cuts hear and there, so I thought wow, this is bullshit. Striving for something that I’m not. I’m not knacking on the guys who do have baby faces, thats alright (the steve buscemi’s of the world). But to strive for what is essentially trying to go for a feminine look. I have gay friends who grow out the facials it can be fashionably done too. Scientifically, beards are dominant trait, which most likely served for repelling against insects near the neck and face. Also, we don’t need to know now, but back in the hey day, it was a sign of the alpha male. Slowly it evolved into those who were wise. The evolution of the beard has dipped in our current society. But its 2011 and I’m riding it full on baby. Check out the Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in The World. Foreign woman love beards, its that “clubbing” crowd who don’t bode well with beards for some reason. Check out Patrick Petitjean. He is my friend model. Oh and also, fellas, if you want to separate the girls from the ladies, yeah the beard does that too. Let’s go beards!