Actually, I keep a record of how much lurve everyone has given everyone else. I’ve got it on a data base that I hacked one night from fluther when I wasn’t trying to finish my unified field theory. In any case, I’ve got a quantum connection with both the fluther sub-server and the fluther meta-server, and I’ve got all the data I need to answer your question. Just submit a request in triplicate on gold leaf paper, sealed in a platinum box (for security purposes) and for only, $500 per name, I will tell you not only if they are maxed out on you, but for free, I will tell you if you are maxed out on them.
You are not going to find a deal like this anywhere else in the combined universes. But it is for a limited time only. So find that platinum box now because next week, the over will be null and void.
Under the Orange Tree.