- Any implication that those who earn less than $100K/yr are lazy, or that it’s easy for anybody to do
- Supporting the policies that have led us to economic decline, growing inequality, multiple unwinnable wars, increasing polarization, or just generally making life worse.
- Bemoaning/denigrating technology (like smartphones, internet, or other things that separate the 21st century from the 19th)
- Insisting that Apple is superior
- Insisting that Japanese and/or electric cars are inferior to American gas-burners
- People who don’t take me seriously when I am not joking or that take me seriously when I am
- Islamophobia
- Homophobia
- Saying “Good morning to me before I am properly caffeinated
- Being on I-5 during my commute (I used to only take it personally when someone cut me off, but I am now up to taking the fact that they are even on the same highway as a personal affront.)