If I were a man I wouldn’t feel the need to put it back down either… Until my wife one night led me by the hand while I was sleeping and shoved my bare ass into a porcelain nightmare of piss sprinkels and hard, freezing cold.
And then as he slipped in , washed it off with the pee that she left in the bowl when he fell all the way in because the seat was up AND he never flushes either… and as he became submerged in it, he let out with a bloody squeel that made every farm animal in a 100 mile radius look up and go…. “Yep, someone forgot to put the seat back down again.”
Then, as he sit’s there she snaps a picture of his face so that he could see the look that happens, when that happens and threatens to put it on Facebook if he EVER forgets to put the seat down again and not flush.
There’s always a damn reason to complain if you care to think about it guys. I’d say that right there is a pretty good one… no?
It’s okay guys… This is how we learn… this is how we learn.