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This reminds me of the engineer who found a frog trapped under a rock and freed it from the rock, but then kept it. The frog said to him, “I’m an enchanted frog, and if you let me go now I will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams!” The engineer smiled and put the frog in his pocket.
The frog spoke louder, “I will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams and I will make women swoon at your feet! Any woman who sees you will instantly want you.” The engineer pulled the frog out of his pocket again, smiled, and replaced the frog in his pocket.
The frog positively screamed, “I will do the things I’ve said, and I will also give you untold power among men! You could rule the world!” The engineer looked at the frog again, smiled and put it back in his pocket.
Exasperated and alarmed, the frog then asked him, “What do you want? What more gifts can I bestow on you to win back my freedom?”
The engineer replied, “Well, I’ve got a steady girlfriend and we’re planning to marry. My new company is doing pretty well, and I expect I’ll be rich enough in time, and I’m not so greedy. And I’m an engineer; I don’t want political power. I like what I do already. But holy shit, a talking frog! Who has one of those?”
I wouldn’t fall in love with the orca. But holy shit, who has one that speaks English?