I’ve long joked about becoming ” Coloma madam.” I have a great little house furnished like an asian brothal/ opium den, and, of course, I would only cater to high end local government clients the county DA and mayor.
I also joked while traveling in asia last year that if I were 30 years younger I’d have smuggled home enough opium poppy seeds to blanket my county in fields of opiate induced dreams.
I also have 5 acres where I could, if I was so inclined, plant acres of marijuana, but, alas, I’m not into having a prison experience, even if I could do a Martha Stewart stint with relative ease.
I also always joke about burning the bills in my basement, well, barn and my “crime of choice” would be counterfitting. haha
I can say with conviction that the happiest cows are not California cows, they are Vietnamese cows knee deep in fields of opium poppies, some mellow milk flows from those girls. lol