Hi there satan, short time believer but oddly long time fan, hows it going. I hope everything is going well for you today, or bad, whatever you preffer.
Anyway, it’s just a question I was wondering if you could clear up. Am I correct in thinking that I will come out unharmed from any fucked up things that happen to me down here, seeing as I’m here forever? and if so, how does this come in to play when it comes to weird fucked up sex acts? you know… the pineapple thing you guys do down here, and the whipping, cause you know, hehe, I have always been interested with playing around with the whole bdsm thing back on earth, but dungeons dont come cheap, and seeing as you guys have all the stuff down here, I was, like, kind of wondering, if I could maybe take a couple of whores, hitler, and a bunch of fire demons and go get my freak on. I was an atheist back on earth, I probably got you a few souls allong the line, I think you owe it to me to cut me some slack. So big red, what you say?