Time to answer my own (incarnated) post:
I am a jelly and also a single lady daddy. When they were little, they’d tug on my apron and say “mom” – I’d look down at them from the stove, smile, and they’d get the joke – they were smart and funny that way. Now one is in the military, the other a teen.
I am a jelly and I teach. Not very good correctly well.
I am a jelly but I have a genius IQ, can speak almost double digit languages, and am very humble and modest.
I am a jelly but I am nowhere near you – probably between 7–10 hours ahead of whomever is reading this – and will tell you your future and tomorrow’s quick pick numbers if you PM me with poptarts..