Well you know. It’s just like the gays. Always recruiting. Can’t let them near children. They’ll pervert our sweet little ones and turn them gay. They have a virus, you know.
Same with porn stars. They will sucker our sweet little things into the porn business. It’s the way they read the stories you know. They lay down these subliminal messages and next thing you know, as soon as the little rapscallions turn 16, it’s off the SoCal and pornsville USA.
I’m just shocked, shocked I tell you, at the blithe way everyone dismisses the inherent dangers of having porn stars in our midst. How would you feel if she was a mother in your community? You know what happens right? As soon as you get in a room with a porn star, everyone tears off their clothes, movie cameras appear out of slots in the walls, and an orgy bursts into action. Next thing you know, the whole world will be one giant porn orgy. Who will make the steel?