Nothing really serious has ever happened with my health. Not because I take great care of myself or anything- this fall I thought I had a really shitty cold and dragged myself into work anyway. Later on I was describing my symptoms to the family doctor- sore throat, runny nose, headache, nausea, chills, fever, dizzyness, fatigue, and she kind of goggled at me and said, “You had the flu, you moron.” Well, the last part, she didn’t say out loud, but I could tell she was thinking it. I hope I didn’t get anyone sick.