If we could observe, we would find most of these folks that have voted against gay rights engaging in things that they have described as abominable and blasphemous and sinful, but enjoying it anyway. They’re so used to “farcking US up the arse” that when they couldn’t do that to us, they would start doing it with each other, because they like it, but just won’t admit it. Some of those Senator and Congressman have a pretty wide stance. And when the rest of them realized that they couldn’t jerk US around, they’d starting jerking each other off. There is the likelihood that they’d all starve to death, because they’d be so busy farcking and jerking that they would forget to look for food.
Unfortunately when and if they got off the island, they would deny, deny, deny and they would claim that they were never on an island and they were simply hiking the appalachian trail.