New years is the one “holiday” that baffles me as to why it’s being celebrated. It just seems pointless. Tomorrow I’m going to be grumpy thanks to jerkwads setting off fireworks, fire crackers, yelling silly phrases that half to do with the new year, counting down to the new year, and shooting guns randomly as I attempt to catch some zzz’s. Well, hope you enjoy it my fellow jellies because I certainly will. This has to be the most annoying holiday after Christmas.
Sincerely,
The Grinch, Ebeneezer Scrooge, and King Pariah