A sports fan dies and goes to Heaven. As he’s being shown around Heaven by Saint Peter, he asks, “Are there are any sports up here?”
“Of course,” says Saint Peter, bringing the man over to a rink where a hockey game is in progress.
As the man watches, one of the players gets the puck, skates circles around everyone else, jinks past the defencemen, dekes out the goalie, and scores an incredible goal.
“Wow!” says the man, impressed. “Who is that?”
Saint Peter rolls his eyes and says, “Oh, that’s just Jesus Christ, he thinks he’s Wayne Gretzky.”