On my dad’s 50th birthday, my stepmom got him a limo and sent him on a tour of a local brewery. Then there was a big family barbecue after. It was the first and last time I’ve seen him wasted, and it was hilarious. He did the cornholio impression from Beavis and Butthead like, a million times. That usually doesn’t happen.
My dog stealing my shoes. He’s very clever and playful, but he usually leaves other people’s things alone. One day I was getting ready for work and I found him in my closet with one of my work shoes. Dogs have expressions, I swear- he had this look on his face like “ha ha, look what I did,” sort of a shit-eating grin. I had to chase him around and around to get it back.