@Coloma I gotta agree with @bongo. That’s pretty tame… lol.
I have been accused of stalking several times, though there was no truth in it any of the times. I remember one time I met a friend of several friends of mine. I thought she was nice and rather pretty, so I talked with her to some level at the party we met at. This was during the early years of facebook, so the next day I friended her on that, said something to the effect of “hey whats up, we should chat sometime, what’s your aim account?” (that’s how far back this is, before facebook chat and whatnot). She gave it to me and over the next couple days we casually talked (no like crazy harassing constant iming). One day we were chatting and she left for a shower, and some 5–6 minutes later I noticed she was back on aim. So I cracked a joke “man that was the fastest shower ever” .. and she retorted “man, you are just the creepiest stalker ever”... I was totally taken aback. Pretty much never spoke to her again after that.
An x g/f once complained to her friends (some of them mutual friends of mine) that I was stalking her. The break up had been admittedly hard on me (more because I was in a rough patch of my life and the relationship was the biggest semblance of stability I had). I was ridiculously depressed at the time and would pine for her, but all in private. I didn’t do the harassing phone calls or following or anything like that. We would bump into each other occasionally (we had classes in the same building 3x a week), but we never spoke or anything. The best story, some 5–6 months after we’d broken up, my band was playing one of our first shows at a house party. I went through facebook and invited friends, meticulously trying not to leave out anyone I actually wanted to invite (I didn’t just select all). I figured enough time had passed that I should invite her (I was inviting a boatload of mutual friends anyways so why not?) Well she received the invite and rejected it, as in canceled the invite, not put that she wasn’t attending. So a week later I went through my friends again to make sure I’d invited everyone I wanted to, and because she didn’t put not attended and just canceled it.. her name was back up.. I thought, “weird, I thought I invited her?” and I reinvited her. Apparently this meant I was stalking her and she raved about it to several friends until one of our mutual friends (whom I’m still good friends with) finally called her out about how much of a retarded b*tch she was being.