@flutherother Eek, that’s clever stuff! You might also like this
@poisonedantidote Just goes to show how comedy is always just on the edge of tragedy! And the thing is it’s believable that an advertiser would do something just like that! You might like this sick ad (not recommended to anyone else!)
Lol @JilltheTooth ! Love it! Another one for you :-)
One back for you, @smilingheart1!
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’
‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’
‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think that a person could go on celebrating that long?’