I am loving these answers. Well thought out and just my kind of cynical.
I am an atheist, but like all science and fact-based thinkers, I am willing to change my mind given the proof. If Jesus showed up, I think I would dig his groove. He is famed for his kindness, forgiveness, generosity and free healthcare. As long his posts weren’t too long and predictable, I would send him tonnes of lurve. Heck, I would tune in just to wait for the next miracle!
I am, however, guilty of the mortal sin of pride, so I think of myself as too smart to fall for ol’ Beelzebub’s tricks. We would just have to make sure that there weren’t two personas logging in claiming to be Jesus and writing contradictory things. That whole ‘false prophet’ thing sounds like a real trap. The mods would have to keep an eye out for that sort of thing and nip it right in the bud.