When I say, “hey babe, wanna make love,” I mean, “Shut the hell up woman, I do not want to listen to you talk about how so and so is such a bitch because of blah blah blah and she ratted Billy bob out for selling weed on campus and how she must be a lesbian for not liking any of the jocks and not having a boyfriend and other such irritating gossip.” Seriously, how did I ever end up with girls like that… I thought it was guys who called a girl a lesbian for not having a boyfriend. Gahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! It must have been divine punishment for being a horny dumbass asshole in high school… Sometimes I wanted to tell her that so and so was not a lesbian because I did xxx with her but that’d only have gotten her to shut up for about 5 seconds before she returned to her chatter at about 40 decibels higher… I was such an idiot back in high school… Done ranting, bumped into this particular ex today and had to let out my frustration, sorry.