When I was married my husbands friend told me he was sorry I was married to his best friend, that if I weren’t, he would hit on me. He was very attractive, so it was kind of nice to hear that.
“Your ass is so amazing and hot, I just want to see it bounce.” My ass is kind of hot…
“Puerto Rican’s are good at having sex right?” I just thought that was funny…
“Your boobs deserve to be motor-boated.” This just creeps me out, but I liked it.
My husband’s former boss was staring at me one afternoon, at a friend’s wedding, and said, “I don’t mean to be rude, but your boobs look awesome.” It made me smile and my smile kept my husband from decking him.
“I’ll give you another black eye.” I love the idea of peace and love. But when people tell me that line, I really wish they’d back it up and try it. I’d like to see what really happens and who get’s what :D