At work during lunch, we really had nothing to say. We started talking about umbilical chords, and what it would be like to not have it removed. Then we started getting into all these dumbass scenarios how it would be alive, and you could drink with it, by sticking it in juice or wtv, and it would start absorbing the liquid and pump it into your stomach and shit. It would be all alive and creepy, and then we got really retarded and started saying how you could fuck yourself with it haha.
It’s more completely retarded than silly, but we had huge laughing fits during the whole lunch break.
Also some guy went and told us that deserts are man made in order to hide the truth about Egyptians, and how pyramids provided electricity to people who were 57348920 times more advanced than we can ever dream of being. The government doesn’t want anyone to know, apparently. Not saying I know for sure about pyramids, but why would one random guy know that? I found it silly indeed. I think he just wants us to think he knows so much and is on to everything. He’s always talking about conspiracies and stuff that never makes any sense. He would be pretty good at writing fiction screenplays and shit though, I must admit.