“I think you’re all fucked in the head! We’re ten hours away from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out! Well, I’ll tell you something! This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest! A quest for fun! And I’m gonna have fun, and you’re gonna have fun. And we’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’ll need plastic surgery to remove our God damn smiles! We’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee-Doo_Da’ out of our assholes! I must be crazy! I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose!”
I know your brand of family fun! Tomorrow you’ll probably kill the desk clerk, hold up a McDonalds, and drive us a thousand miles out of the way to see the world’s largest pile of mud!