I’ve dated 2 nurses and a vet… I completely agree with @funkdaddy! LoL. They always come home talking about how someone’s intestines were all hanging out.. Or this really old guy tried to pull out his catheter and it bled everywhere… Or some equally nasty sh*t (and I do mean literally). Don’t get me wrong, I love nurses! It’s a personality type I’ve realized I’m pretty consistently attracted to. But when they get going about work, the best I can do is cringe.
Although the actual outfits are boring, it is fun to play games with the fact that they’re actually nurses. Once when we were going out, I dropped my sandwich on the floor by accident and yelled “MEDIC!”. When I got a cut I’d point at the bloody tissue demanding she “run some tests.” Another time she wrapped my head up and pretended I was her patient. When she started crawling on me I cringed and said, “ahh~ that rib is broken”. Playing along, she asked me how it got broken. I leaned in and whispered, “you’re not as light as you think you are”.
Haha~! Good times~!