(taps fingers together)
Welcome Mr. Bond!
You have interfered will my postings for the last time!
The Olympic size swimming pool before you is filled with genetically modified Pirana! They have been crossbred with the same Paparazzi photographers who photograph Britany Spears getting out of a limo without underwear! They will be inescapable!
Not only that! The pirana have been created to live in, not water, but acid!
Muhahahaha!
Also, we will be lowering you into the center of the pool by helicopter, which will then go upside down, and the blades will chop you into little pieces!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
And in case you are thinking of overpowering the pilot of the helicopter, it’s operated remotely, and cannot be flown hands on!
Plus the tank is electrified!
Plus…oh fuck it…(shoots Bond in the head)