Mary had Diazepam
She’d eat it, rain or snow
And everywhere that Mary went
Diazpam would go
She swallowed one at school one day
That was against the rule
But oh her muscles felt so nice
Diazepam at school!
And so the teacher dumped it out
But still it lingered near
For Mary had another route
To make the pills appear
Why does Diazepam love Mary so?
The haters all would cry
Why, Mary loves it more, you know
The lovers would reply
Ok, so I couldn’t think of another adult issue… lets try again..
Jack and Jill went to the mill
to get a production job
bah.. forget it… lol