Animal, vegetable, mineral, other? What other? What asexually reproducing single cell organisms are neither animal nor vegetable? As a slime mold, what am I? Taxonomists used to call me a special form of fungi, but further research debunked that error.

If you are not an animal, why haven’t you added that topic to your topics list in your profile? Will you join “I am not an animal” disciples now? To do so, hover over the topic here if it’;s still showing. If not, ask any question and make that one of the topics. Then hover over the topic in your question and an “Add to Profile” box will magically appear. The animal kingdom is corrupt, I tell you! Leave while there is still time!