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Need a name for a sham-wow knockoff.

Asked by XOIIO (18328points) May 28th, 2012
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I have a media project where you take an existing product and make a new ad campaign, I decided to market the sham-wow as a tool for serial killers and murderers to clean up blood. However, I am stuck making a name for it. So, what can I throw in after the sham- to make it work?

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Blackberry's avatar

Wham-Show

ucme's avatar

sham-bolic attempt at cleaning a designated crime scene…...wow.

6rant6's avatar

Phlebotowels
Trace-Be-Gone
Clue eradicator
Trace Eraser

Supacase's avatar

The Blood Sucker Upper

Keep_on_running's avatar

Actually I think just sham is quite appropriate.

XOIIO's avatar

@bookish1 That’s not a very good one, just a dub. I’m photoshopping pictures with blood smears and some other stuff. I guess wham-show could work, but I’d like it to relate a bit more to the whole murder vibe.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Scam wow.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

Which serial killer generated the most blood loss in his/her victims? Jack the Ripper might be one, and his moniker is well known. Plus, he was never caught. How about some sort of word play on that?

XOIIO's avatar

@Pied_Pfeffer Not bad, hmmm

PhiNotPi's avatar

Some simple variations:
– sham-pow
– sam-wow
– shaow-wam

Similar products
– Zorb-eez
– Zorb-wow
– Sham-eez
– EZ Sham
– Reusable paper towel
– Handheld dryer

Complicated names
– Portable dehydrator
– Dihydrogen Monoxide Removal Device
– Dihydrogen Monoxide Decontamination Device
– High-density nano-fiber capillary-powered water-suctioning fabric (backed by science)

Reliable products ~
– Mystery fabric
– Questionable yellow cloth

Suspicious behavior
– Blood-be-gone
– Clean Crime
– Corpse Clean

Other
– NoH2O
– Dehydration

CWOTUS's avatar

Wouldn’t it be simply: Sham Sham Wow?

filmfann's avatar

Whatta sham!
Charlie mansham

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Whammy Shammy

augustlan's avatar

I was just going to answer “Son of Sam Wow”, but I see my daughter has beaten me to it.

lillycoyote's avatar

@PhiNotPi I haven’t come up with my own yet, but so far, I am really partial to “Blood-Be-Gone.” LOL

XOIIO's avatar

I think charlie mansham is the best one. I didn’t bother to name it, but it got a good reception.

Here it is.

Posted a kijiji ad just for the hell of it XD

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