Top 9 things to do with W if he was a lightbulb:
10 – Don’t change it, just say you are conserving energy.
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9 – Carry it to business meetings, and then when someone asks you a question, hold it over your head and say you are all out of fresh ideas.
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8 – Try to recharge it.
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6 – Mount it and watch it instead of the TV.
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5 – Drop it in the community pond and see if it floats.
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4 – Take it to a rock concert and hold it in front of you and wave it around (because you are too cheap to buy a lighter).
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3 – Smash it with a hammer.
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2 – Sell it to a stupid kid on the street.
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1— Hold it upside-down in the middle of a flat field during a thunderstorm, wait for lightning, and then watch it glow!
Note: #7 just doesn’t make sense, which is why maybe I should have left it in the list