The leaf blowers starting at 2:00 AM. Oh, it’s 7:00 AM.
Actually the mocking birds actually do start at 2:00 AM. I thought birds slept at night. I never seem to hear or see them during the daylight hours, only the nasty, giant black crowes. G’aaah! G’aaaah! G’aaaaah! Uhhk Uhhnkk Uhhnk Uhhnk!!!! They’re actually worse than the leaf blowers.
Another thing that’s bad, is when the very occasional non-neighbor, decides to come into our little 2 street with a cul de sac enclave around 3:00 AM and chirp his engine, squeal his tires, have his drunk girlfriend or drunk buddy yell out “Whoooooooo!” or “Eff You!” and then rev his engine, slam on the brakes, and then go around again. Ironically, the “neighborhood watch patrol car” is never around when this happens, but they’re more than happy to give your Aunt Sally a big fat ticket for parking in your own driveway and forgetting to let the patrol know, in advance, that your guest was spending the night.