Fluther: The Great Fluther War?

The Great Fluther War?

Asked by mowens (8403

) July 19th, 2012
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I am picking a fight with all Jellies. Here are the rules:

1. Each jelly can take as many turns as they’d like, but none of those turns can be consecutive.
2. Any Jelly that has made a move can be attacked.
3. Any action that you as a Jelly does, must be identified by placing 2 colons on either side of the action, such as ::smacks Mowens::
4. If you would like to talk trash, please keep it classy. WE ARE CLEARLY ADULTS HERE.
5. Have fun, and enjoy taking out years of aggression.
I will start.

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::Mowens enters the room and enters a fighting stance::

WHO IS FIRST?!

mowens (8403

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This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen you do.

lol

tedd (14078

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::Slaps Tedd:: What are you going to do about it?

mowens (8403

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::Stares blankly at Tedd:: Surely this isn’t the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen @mowens do…

RandomMrAdam (1655

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::Kicks @RandomMrAdam in the JIMMY:: What now?!

mowens (8403

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Oh for fucks sake, get a LIFE peeps! lol
Who wants to go to lunch with me, I’m buying! :-p

Coloma (47193

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::kicks money out of @Coloma hands:: Thanks!

mowens (8403

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::Kicks little kid who clearly took over @mowens‘s fluther account:: Fluther, you’re welcome.

RandomMrAdam (1655

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::Mobilizes five heavy infantry divisions:: I am willing to negotiate your surrender.

PhiNotPi (12681

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@PhiNotPi You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

mowens (8403

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::face plam::

RandomMrAdam (1655

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@mowens This is almost as dumb as that time you tried to cut your hair in the back yard using that electric razor, but you didn’t have a mirror and the closest outlet to plug into only let you pull the razor like 1.5 feet out the door. Space man Mike we called him.

tedd (14078

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“HWAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” backflips four times across yard, assumes one legged crane stance. “All your base are belong to us!”

Trillian (21148

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::Dissappointed that @tedd resorted to ‘smear campaign’:: Pictures or it didn’t happen.

RandomMrAdam (1655

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::Lauches an artillery barrage at Mowen’s house::

PhiNotPi (12681

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@PhiNotPi OW! ::holds up a mirrior to deflect::

mowens (8403

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@RandomMrAdam pfft, ask Kyle… He coined the space man name.

tedd (14078

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@tedd – I just wanted pictures of this…

RandomMrAdam (1655

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@RandomMrAdam amd @tedd GET A ROOM!!! ::flips Westy over my shoulder.::

mowens (8403

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@mowens I would, but you kicked my Jimmy and now it does’t work.

RandomMrAdam (1655

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Why do haters gotta hate? ::detinates dynomite that @RandomMrAdam and @tedd are standing on::

mowens (8403

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::Laughs hysterically when dynamite doesn’t explode:: @mowens, Never buy dynomite from ACME…

RandomMrAdam (1655

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::fires rocket launcher at @RandomMrAdam head and laughs when it hits:: HA!

mowens (8403

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::Suspects this Fluther war will be short-lived:: Welp, time to hit the old dusty trail…

RandomMrAdam (1655

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It wouldnt have been if you two didnt ruin it. :(

mowens (8403

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Whatever you say, Space Man Mike. :)

RandomMrAdam (1655

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::Kicks everyone out of Social and moves them to Meta, where they belong.::
<——Waits patiently, all by himself, in Meta…...
Falls asleep… Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

LuckyGuy (43689

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THANK YOU @LuckyGuy!!!!!!!!!!!! ::kicks @LuckyGuy in the shin, and then the other shin::

;)

mowens (8403

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::Buddha::

wundayatta (58722

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::uppercuts buddha:: WHERE IS YOUR ZEN NOW?

mowens (8403

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::pops in and drops a [mod says]::

[mod says] Technically speaking, this is a game question – not a question about Fluther. Games belong in the Social Section.

::back flips out of the thread::

augustlan (47745

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::Buddha::

wundayatta (58722

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@augustlan Is there a stupid section we can relegate it too instead?

tedd (14078

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@Buddha NOT TODAY FATMAN! ::Spins around in large circles slowly:: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

mowens (8403

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::Thumbs his nose at the killjoys (after he moons them)::

jaytkay (25810

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::decapitates @mowens with shovel and buries him under the fig tree::

Game over, dude!

WillWorkForChocolate (23163

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I is in yer virtual thunderdome supergluing your sneaks to the tarmac. Neener neener !

dabbler (18896

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::Drops A-bomb::

Now all of you sign this agreement saying you won’t build an army for 100 years.

Blackberry (33949

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I can has nuke-proof suit !
And hahaha ! With disappearing ink I sign your virtual treaties.
And leave the exploding pen for your pleasures.

dabbler (18896

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’‘rapes and pillages’’

Berserker (33548

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@Symbeline Gimme me the flame thrower…whoosh….alrighty, I could go for an ice cold slurpee.

Coloma (47193

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::Enters your solar system on a cosmic surfboard, gives Galactus directions to your wet-rock ball, and returns to Zen La while the Eater of Worlds feeds. :-)::

Brian1946 (32272

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I’m the Silver Surfer, I have horrible Nintendo games, and I drink flame thrower fuel.

Berserker (33548

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That was not nice!!!
WAR IS NOT NICE!

Friends?

mowens (8403

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@mowens You can’t talk… I killed you.

WillWorkForChocolate (23163

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::unleashes jormündgand::

bookish1 (13159

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Now you’re talkin.

Berserker (33548

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::starts thermonuclear war that destroys everyone::
War over. Time to enjoy my time in hell for mass murder. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mr_Paradox (3049

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You can’t destroy Ragnaraok.

Berserker (33548

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And I’m already 50 billion miles away from your solar system.

Brian1946 (32272

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@Mr_Paradox The nuke-proof-suit team thinks you have made quite a mess of the place and assigns you to sweeping and dusting for the next fifty years. We have brought along 55 radioactive godzillas and some very angry birds to help you remember your task.
For the rest of you, we have distributed atomic banana peels to make your pugilisms tougher.

dabbler (18896

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DAMN YOU @dabbler
I WILL NOW PLOT MY REVENGE

Mr_Paradox (3049

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Hahaha ! I am sending the quantum-enabled bikini team to confound your plotzes with distraction. They have an improbable number of attractive charms I assure you.
You will make no progress for a millenium! Mwuahahaha!

dabbler (18896

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I’ll go back in time using my TARDIS and kill @mowens before he starts this war! ::Does what he just said::

Mr_Paradox (3049

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You fiend with your extra dimensions and stuff!!!

Just as I was summoning a cosmic mongoose for @bookish1 and @Symbeline‘s reptilian buds.
(Unless you meant the rock band, in which case we can just wait for them to get further out of tune and destroy themselves with disharmonics).

dabbler (18896

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MUHAHAHAHAHA
I WIN

Mr_Paradox (3049

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You have overlooked the prior existence of Dr Leveler’s trophy-melting ray and now have nothing to show for your conquest.
Back to Square Zero with you !!

dabbler (18896

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I pushed the easy button.

mowens (8403

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@mowens Dude, seriously. You are under my fig tree, yet you are still talking… QUIT IT, you’re creeping me out!

WillWorkForChocolate (23163

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@dabbler I can always make a new one!

Mr_Paradox (3049

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We may have to double-team @mowens and the arch-fiendish easy button.
From locker-51 I am pulling a Vulcan debatterizer and aiming squarely at the easy button.
You are powerless now !!!

dabbler (18896

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I’ll put the easy button in a temoral bubble that is one second out of sync with the rest of the universe, rendering it impossibe to use!

Mr_Paradox (3049

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::Gets sad, then his ghost slowly floats away.::

I AM SAD. :( Next time there will be a rule that no one gets to kill me.

mowens (8403

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Then I will just have to go back in time and destroy your computer before you start this.

Mr_Paradox (3049

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do not try to destroy the computer with your mind, that is impossible. You just have to realize that there is no computer.

mowens (8403

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I’m going old school, I’m dropping a lighted bag of dog crap on mowens front porch.

Ron_C (14480

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The Matrix? Really mowens?

Mr_Paradox (3049

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Take the red pill, Paleo ! Your power sources are fading away anyway from fume de dog poop.

dabbler (18896

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@Mr_Paradox I cant speak with any sort of intellect anymore…. BECAUSE I AM DEAD. Thanks @WillWorkForChocolate.

mowens (8403

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Should I incinerate your zombified corpse?

Mr_Paradox (3049

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Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

dabbler (18896

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Then I will. @mowens prepare for incineration! ::incinerates @mowens’ dead body::

Mr_Paradox (3049

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ya’ll sure know how to kill a thread…...

Ela (6503

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@mowens reincarnated as a Sandpiper. Poops on those who deserve it.

LuckyGuy (43689

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::Flies around pooping::

mowens (8403

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So many targets…. so little time and poop. ::Serves more fiber to @mowens !::

LuckyGuy (43689

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