Dear Sir, I’m so sorry to be so late. I had a whirlwind of family re-unions this past week.
But I have been planning a few little surprises for you. First of all we in the Fluther kitchen have come up with a life-sustaining liquid drink that not only tastes good, but it doesn’t exactly look like a drink (but trust me it is ; P). It comes in several flavors such as This and This and This and This
We’ve also hired a laundress for you, to get the blood and grease out of your pants.
Although how it got there, I’ll never know LOL
Also, out in the quad, we’ve set up a new activity area just for you, just follow the Sign We’re having a Pirate Festival tonight! We’re all dressing up as anime pirates. Check out Auggie’s Costume
And last, but not least, we’ve installed a new Multi-purpose Room just for you. I hope you likey : )
Congratulations on your 20K!