Come on! Is no one else going to ‘fess up? (uberbatman doesn’t count because he’s from New Jersey.)
Of COURSE I use my cell phone while I drive. And I put on makeup (I have an eyeliner light, a mascara light, and so on). I definitely eat while driving, sometimes even with a fork. (The trick is balancing the container in your lap or on the center console in just the right way.) I learned this skill when I was working 80 hour weeks during which my only breaks were driving from one job to the next.
If I can get a long, straight highway without a lot of traffic (or if I’m in stop and go traffic) and I have some good music, I’ll even steer with my knees and air guitar/air drum/air piano.
BUT. I avoid passing on the right. I am the last person in California to treat the left lane as a passing lane. I will never hang out in your blind spot. If you need to pass me, I’ll get out of your way. And most importantly, I always use my turn signal!