I’m not sure I actually am a reliable source as to what I do. It seems that people think I’m funny. This seems to help.
I flirt online. That’s almost child’s play because you can say the most outrageous things here, and people will respond. And once you’ve got them talking about outrageous things, you can take them anywhere you want to go, I think.
But in real life… I’m not sure. Much harder to flirt in real life. I guess eye contact, and smiling, and being suggestive, but not in an obnoxious way. But if she responds, ups the ante, so to speak, then you know you can go wherever you want.
Maybe she’ll even volunteer to show you her special “lingerie” collection. You know, it took me a long time, but I finally figured out that lingerie is a fancy word for underwear. She wants to show me her underwear! Hey. I don’t mind. Although it does tend to make my pants feel a little tight.
Pretty weird, eh? Do you think I should let her know?