I should stop staying up so late!

Life sucks a lot. If you can find some happiness grab it.

@Adirondackwannabe Nice!

I give my heart too soon.

Fluther is the porn version of Facebook.

There is no such thing as Karma. Some people do heinous things and end up happy, rich and content with no feelings of shame or guilt. Some people spend their whole lives helping others monetarily and emotionally, and end up with cancer, die early and leave a grieving family behind. Sometimes it’s the other way around. But the conclusion is that there is no such thing Karma.

Too many people want something in exchange for nothing.

Very few people can be trusted.

@Kardamom I’ve come to the same conclusion, which is very sad for me since believing in karma is one of the few things that keeps me sane.

my appendage is just naturally huge

I will never be in a relationship again.

@chyna Hey slugger, keep your chin up. I think someone is out there that deserves someone as nice as you.

@chyna If I was a guy, I’d date you! You and me have so much in common. Besides if you can’t find a guy as good as @Adirondackwannabe or @LuckyGuy you’d probably be wasting your time anyway : P

Aw, @Kardamom I’d date you if you were a guy too. Thanks, I needed that.

; – ) ^^

I ‘ve come to the conclusion really amazing ladies are still out there, and there are a lot of guys that are complete idiots.

tell me about it.

@janbb Oh yeah. :)

Did I ever tell you guys about my potential invention? It’s called Soy Man. You just throw him in the microwave until he’s nice and warm and you have your way with him. No fuss, no muss and no potato chip bags or ding dong wrappers left on your floor.

You can take ding dong wrappers literally or figuratively

@Kardamom Hey he’s even vegan. I just crossed my legs.

Yes he is! So I can slap his a*s and call him stir fry : P

@Kardamom Oh god, you just invented the perfect man. Warm him up, have you’re way with him, and have him for dinner. Literally.

^^ Yes, literally. Maybe with a nice chianti : )

I must never assume somebody knows what I mean, it’s better to be very specific and describe exactly what I mean. I’ve learnt this the hard way.

Being a tutor isn’t as scary as I thought it would be! We’ll see if I’m singing the same tune next week when the mister is imminent and the floodgates open.

…nothing—nothing, without exception—nothing is as simple as it ought to be.

not finishing sentences is extremely la…...

@Kardamom your words should go down in gold my dear.

…I’m a troubled atheist.

I need to remember who I am.

Deep down, we all want the same thing and everybody is searching for it.

I need to cultivate myself.

The only person you can really rely on is yourself.

I made a huge and regrettable mistake about 10 years ago.

@cazzie Is there any way that you can get a divorce and move away from him? What particular stumbling blocks are in your way? I know there’s kids involved. You have my sympathy.

You can’t possibly ‘know’ anyone inside out, because often you’ll find that you dont even know yourself as well as you thought.