Not today, but this recent Sunday, yes. I have days like that—I just stay quiet and work really hard at keeping my mean thoughts inside my head, away from my mouth.
Sometimes I’ll just say, “I have a headache,” and that usually gets people to leave me alone. I stay on the computer, read a book, take a nap—anything to avoid having to apologize later for whatever I say or do that day.
Ironically, often those days are the days I’m hysterically funny. The cynicism and edge seems to sharpen my wit.