A number of years ago I used to get a new word delivered to my inbox every day. Once when I wanted to create a new message for my message minder I chose to use some of the words, I ended up with a somewhat wordy greeting to callers, it was great fun writing it.
You have reached the habitation of two newly-compossible women. The somewhat nebulous and enigmatic message assaulting your ears is spoken by someone who, while exhibiting a tendency towards taciturn behaviour, is generally not known for querulous demeanour. If you know her well and this last remark strikes you as somewhat specious, I beg you to consider that there is a soupcon of querulousness in us all; a vestige of the child we once were. Even our senescence does not make us any the less peccable. If you have a suitable riposte, be it germane or pejorative, I suggest you leave it after the beep, unless of course it is simply a harangue, in which case I ask you to hang up. PS. Must fly, I have a vernissage to attend.