I can barely type this. For the last week, due to light bulbs popping all over my apartment, I have been ‘enjoying’ a healthy large sprinkling of cayenne pepper on my steamed potato.

Due to the humidity of late, it had acquired a few small lumps, which I crushed with my fingers.

Today I realized they are bugs. I have been eating bugs. God! I feel ill, I want to have a stomach pump. Help! Which grotesque things have you eaten by accident.