I was listening to a song by Matt Nathanson with the lyrics:

You’re so delicious
You’re so soft, sweet on the tip of my tongue
You taste like sunlight and strawberry bubble gum

which reminded me of last weekend with my tongue on her clitoris and inside her, a woman that eats well and organically and tasted so fresh.

I was going to be really bad until I remembered we allow 13 year olds on this site. Let’s leave it at kissing.

Okay, I’m going get really dirty here. I really, reeeaaally love to eat….....

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…...................................................massive amounts of dark chocolate.

If you’re looking for the SFW version, it should be back up shortly. I had just posted the SFW version and was getting ready to post the NSFW one when we had an area-wide power failure. So I was unable to get the NSFW link posted to the question before editing expired. When the power came back up, I flagged the question and asked the mods to push it to editing so I could add the link. I’ve edited it now, and it’s just a matter of time till the mods check and repost it.

@WillWorkForChocolate It was your kids I thought of before I replied. They’re not 13 yet but they’re not far from it. Makes you think a little doesn’t it?

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good?

-Jagger, Richards

Beaver…yes I went there, several times.

Oh man, I was going to type-out this glorious ode to buttered popcorn, but now that seems pretty weak by comparison.

Let’s move on….
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You got good taste,
You got good taste,
You, come here,
Sit on my… lap.
—The Cramps

@zenvelo Great song and great answer.

@Adirondackwannabe If parents let their youngsters roam the Internet unsupervised, there is nothing you can do by trying to be circumspect that will keep their eyes off objectionable material.

@WillWorkForChocolate Dark chocolate works for me too. Any special way you want that served?

@josie Oh amen.

@ucme Copy that. One of my favorites.

@OneBadApple Buttered popcorn and not buttered cop-porn? You want the SFW version of this question then, unless you have some unique ideas about what to eat that popcorn from. :-)

@amujinx I love it, a song in extremely poor taste about good taste. Sweet and sour. Tastes great to me.

@zenvelo, I eat super healthy but since getting my pregnant my vagina has smelled/tasted like garlic. Go figure. Vaginas are wacky.

@nikipedia Fortunately, the world has plenty of garlic lovers, and I know that because I am one. :-)

@ETpro, believe me, it’s a lot more appealing in pasta sauce than vagina.

Dick.

I like me a good hard and clean phallus…

“Vaginas are Wacky”

This needs to be a bumper sticker.

“SFW” ??.....“NSFW” ??.......huh ?

( Give me a break, I just got here….)
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@nikipedia So we give you a Prego douche and slide a nice big bundle of ziti up there. Yum. Who could resist a feast like that?

Prego, it’s in there :/ I guess they were also thinking of stuffing garlic vaginas with spaghetti sauce? After that is done and over with you might as well bake a loaf of bread with all the yeast.

Anybody else hungry for Olive Garden all of a sudden? :D

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I want nothing but crabs