RULES: Light sabers are fictional. However, please disregard that for this question. In a universe where Light Sabers are something you can own without being a Jedi, which is the cooler tech gadget.

Now, we’re not talking about the skill of light saber fencing. Just the mere ownership of the weapon, compared to the ownership of an Iphone 5.

So, again…the only thing coming into our universe for this question will be the light saber. You will not also face android/clone warfare because you own it. Posession of a light saber will be just that. Oh, and everyone else could have one too, at the same contract price as an Iphone 5. It WILL be considered a very dangerous weapon by authorities…so you can’t be running around with your lightsaber turned on…for no good reason.

Noone will be impressed that you have a lightsaber…they’ll be everywhere.

so, given this scenario, which is better gear?

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