My fucking plastic giraffe.
When I was about 2 years old, I had a plastic giraffe on wheels, but by the time I was 3, I was too big for it.
My father gave it away, I was okay with that, I did not ride him anymore, but the guy he gave it to set fire to it on a pile of burning trash in the back field. I came back from a walk, only to see it melting away in the fire.
I will have my revenge one day!